Monday, April 27, 2009

Ode to LeBron

Some of you may have noticed that I blog less frequently now. Well that is seasonal, it will pass with the completion of much homework. Undersand that I will resume with gusto later.

But first let us take a minute to Hail King James in all his glory.*

Lebron you are a macho man
You dunk and drive like no one can
You made the Pistons look like clowns
When you threw the hammer down

You jump and soar so gracefully
The crowd cries out "MVP"
You stand back an knock down so many 3's
While Garnett looks on wistfully

Your stat sheet is just out of hand
You are the greatest player in the land
Who has ever played so grand?
as LBJ the Awesome Man?

Kobe, Dawain, Dwight, and Chris
You aint got nuthin' at all on this
so smile real big for the posters you're on
When you get dunked on by LeBron.



*i wrote this really fast, I know it's bad.

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