But before I do that I must first report some happy news. Despite the fact that personal baggage has turned me into a relational wreck, as of Cinco de Mayo I have found a girl who will actually consent to date me.
That's right, my ex-girlfriend, the lovely Cortney Michelle Korshak, has found it in her magnanimous heart to take me back after I broke up with her and sent her crying to Costa Rica. I admit, this was a bad call on my part. One of the worst I've made in recent memory. But fortunately she believes in forgiveness. That and she's crazy about me. (not sure why but I do NOT argue)
Ever since I spent a semester in Ireland listening to Kim Duncan go ON and ON about how awesome her boyfriend was I decided that I wanted to find a girl who would brag about me until her friends hated her. Whelp, I found her! She has a lot of other good qualities too. For example, she is an amazing baton twirler and was even crowned miss Illinois (of twirling).
She is a Spanish education major and knows all the Spanish in the world. At least I think she does. She has a huge heart for Hispanic people, the poor, and the disenfranchised. And she has a huge passion for teaching English as a second language.
She is a great and supportive friend and I can't imagine anyone so understanding and loyal to a guy like me even when I don't deserve it. Also, she is a smoking hottie.
I could go on and on about her but I wont bore you with all the details, let it just be said that I'm really lucky to have her and that I like her...A lot.
You might think that it's obnoxious for me to write about her like this, but she IS the first reader this blog has ever had....plus I'm a really obnoxious guy, so I don't care
Also, she likes to stick her tongue out in pictures, but I'm used to that by now. And check this out, notice how well she fits into a hug. She' so short (excuse me, I mean "fun sized") that I appear to be the appropriate size by comparison.
(Notice the product placement for Newpointe)
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