Friday, June 20, 2008

Enough is Enough

So I'm kinda poor. Now, a college kid can say that and mean a few different things. Some of my friends have about $30 in their checking accounts and then their spent. I don't mean that. In fact I have quite a bit of money saved up by the standards of a twenty two year old. However, I owe more money to Taylor University than I currently have. My net worth is somewhere in the negatives.

And yet I live my life as if this wasn't true. I have probably spent more money this summer than I ever have in any other time in my life. Now part of this is probably because I've started paying car insurance, and gas has been a million billion dollars a gallon. Also I HAD to go sky-diving.

But you know a stupid place where I spend money? I buy books. And I haven't even READ all the books I HAVE yet. Not even close. And there's this thing called the library where they let you borrow books at a rate of zero dollars a day! Also, I used to buy video games, but I haven't even PLAYED (let alone beat) many of the games I have. I also buy CDs on occasion. And then when my birthday roles around I don't know what to tell people to get me because I already bought it. Then I tell my mom to cancel my birthday and she WONT because it would make HER sad so I have to pretend to want stuff I do NOT want and I smile a fake smile when I open my presents and I die a little inside.

So here is my proclamation. No more books. No more music. No more movies. No more video games. I am not buying ANY MORE...for ONE YEAR! Anyone is welcome to hold me accountable to this. In fact, the next book I will buy will be "A memory of Light" by Robert Jordan, which is scheduled to come out late 2009.

Just so everyone knows, however. I am still accepting donations to the Steven Conn Literary Fast in the form of actual books. I will accept used reading material in any condition, and I will accept it greatfully because books are like crack to me.

3 comments:

Kristen said...

I find it slightly funny that you are talking about being poor but yet two posts ago you were telling everyone to throw away their pennies. hm...

BT said...

Okay, first, Kristen n00b-p0wn3d you.

Second, there's a cd I really want to buy for you. Can I buy you a cd?

Anonymous said...

What do you get when you combine Steve Conn and a ready-to-be-milked cow?

Opportunity. That's what.

I believe in you steve.

Also, you can take out "read to be milked cow" and insert "Lemons, sugar, water, and ade" and it works just the same.