Stuff Girls Like: Cute

As you all know, if a word is overused out of context it begins to lose all meaning. However, girls have somehow figured out a way to use the word "cute" to describe everything in the world that they like and still retain the essence of the word. At least that is what they claim. If a girl ever tells you that something is cute, please do not disagree, because you are wrong. If they said it's cute...it is. Even if it is the exact opposite of the last thing they said was cute. You can disagree all you want, but they will just roll their eyes...although they might think your ignorance is cute.

Examples of things that are cute:

Boys, but never who or when you expect it.

Children and babies, no matter how ugly, are cute.

Old people are cute if they are happy and or still married

Anything smaller than usual is cute (don't believe me? go to Wal-mart and buy a "travel sized" anything and give it to a girl. It's cute)

Things that should be plain but have ugly patterns or weird colors instead
(That pink and brown polka-dot toaster us SO cute!)

Boys who are bad at things--"Oh Steve it's so cute when you try to cook."

Body piercings or tattoos are cute IF they are on a girl that they like. Otherwise they are gross

Over sized accessories are cute "my sunglasses are too heavy for me to hold my head up, but aren't they cute?"

Anything that any guy ever does in a movie is cute...even if it would be creepy or awkward in real life "Oh you showed up at my house with flowers because I didn't have a date for the prom...even though I've never met you before!"

Any girl who has a personality they like is automatically cute

Wearing multiple layers of clothing that don't match is cute

Anything made of snow is cute

All animals are cute

Sports cars can be cute if girls are driving them and "having fun." It also depends if they decorate the car with "cute" things on the inside.

Ugly couples are cute, but if seen individually are just ugly people

Shy and awkward people are cute (outgoing and awkward people are creepy)

Shoes are always cute no matter what

Female alternative/punk rock singers such as P!NK (she has tattoos and piercings)are cute.

So men, if you want to be irresistibly cute you need to be a small old man with tattoos and an eyebrow ring who always dresses in multiple layers of mismatched baggy stripped and dotted cloths and carries a gaudy cane and perhaps a belt that is six inches wide. You also need to be awkward and bad at stuff, like recording punk-rock albums, and you need to come on strong all the time like a guy in the movies, and possibly keep a lot of small children and animals in your house at all times. Also, being ugly doesn't hurt. If you take these recommendations you will instantly turn into someone that all the girls think is "cute."