Friends, we are living in dangerous times.
Lebron James, arguably the most amazing person not named Tressel to walk the earth since the fall of the Roman Empire, is becoming a free agent tonight in less than an hour.
This means that LeBron could potentially leave Cleveland.
If this happens, Cleveland is done for. Not just the team...the city. It is quite possible that the entire city will pack up and move away.
This is a REAL NEWS ARTICLE that I did not write, or find in the onion.
Friends, this is it. If I wasn't getting married this would have the potential to be the worst summer of my life.
We could potentially be on the verge of the biggest national disaster to befall Ohio since Michigan was admitted to the Union.
Watch and pray friends. It's all we can do.
1 comment:
now that it is over we can all se what imbeciles fans can be(jersey burners) and that Dan Gilbert is a cry baby loser....I only followed the Cave because of Lebron, will watch the heat for the same reason...the guy is an amazing athlete. I had wished he would have stayed in cleveland but now the ding dongs on the north coast have proved they simply don't deserve him
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