Ben Billman Diet

Ok for some reason it seems that my office computer has agreed to log onto bloggspot again. Let's officially consider things "touch and go." From here on.

Anyway, today I wanted to report to you the success of one of my biggest goals in the last few years. 2 years ago I made the new year's resolution that I was going to delver 10% more Steve Conn whenever I could.

Well I have accomplished that and more with a simple thing called the Ben Billman diet! For the first time ever master dietitian Ben Billman reveals his secrets for the ONLY Diet guaranteed to work.

It's quite simple really. There are two main principles for you to understand before you are on your way to bodily perfection.

1) If you want something, eat it. No one's stopping you dude.
2) If you don't want it, don't eat it, no one's making you dude.

Only the Ben Billman diet can be custom tailored to your specific needs, while still offering the flexibility of less effective diets (by which I mean no diet at all)

Depending on how YOU choose to employ these two rules you can either gain or lose weight at your own discretion!

But wait, there's more. This diet absolutely ensures that you will become interesting to other people trying to lose weight like anyone on a popular but possibly stupid fad diet. Just imagine the looks on their faces when you tell them that you ate a can of pringles and half a sleeve of Orios last night...without breaking your diet!

Here is a real live interview with a man who has been on the Ben Billman diet for 5 years. Learn how it helped him meet some of his big goals in life.

Steve Conn: I've been on the Ben Billman diet since I met Ben freshmen year of college. At first I didn't really get it. Sometimes I remember eating things I didn't want, or not eating things I wanted. It was kinda funny really. Turns out there was no one making me.* But once I got the hang of it it was really pretty easy. It's definitely been helping me to meet some of my big goals. For example: by default I now present 10% more Steve Conn in every interaction, because I'm 10% fatter than when I graduated college!

Another Satisfied customer.

Unfortunately Steve's love for the Ben Billman diet has recently come in direct conflict with his hate for buying new and larger pants. Changes are going to have to be made to tailor his results. For more information on how you too can gain/lose weight call 555-ben-bill for a free informational packet and sample diet plan. Call now, supplies limited.

*dude